<------ That's me. Just to clarify.

If you zoom in on my chest you can see I'm wearing my shirt inside out. 

If you zoom in on my smile you can see I have a gap in my teeth. Inside that gap is where I hide my gold. 

If you zoom in on my hat you can see nothing, other than the fact that I like wearing hats and that this joke has played out. 

I like long walks on the waffle and eating beaches.

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